There is one local blogger who looks like she's from the 80s that I giggle at from time to time, not because she's funny, but because she has no class... AT ALL. Part of me thinks she's not blogworthy enough to even be mentioned on my blog, but I think that I WILL list her in the hopes that she'll visit this post, stand up for herself, and perhaps gain some of my respect in the process.
Life of a Single Woman, aka Laura (who went through a last-name-changing process), recently wrote about how she HATES drama queens, so I thought, what a PERFECT opportunity to tell her what I think about her blog. She recently separated with a long-term boyfriend and then unleashed her inner slut. Her posts weren't glaringly horrid when she was dating the dude, so perhaps she was putting on an act for him on her blog. As soon as she finished being weepy, she then turned her posts into the crap you'd see at Priscilla's.
A lot of women TRY to emulate Sex and the City...POORLY. First of all, the women of Sex and the City were clearly classy FIRST and sex-crazed second. One can just tell by Laura's photos on her blog that she's ass, not class. Maybe its the fake dark tan. Perhaps its the 90s-inspired clothing. I don't know, but whatever it is, even in a business suit she still looks...UnSex in the City. Why would you try to emulate such a HIT TV series that's impossible to beat??? Perhaps she needs to find another angle for her blog like she does sex positions.
Secondly, she's a man-pleaser... she TRIES TOO HARD to be on the dude's side. For instance, in an post about spitting or swallowing (yes, unfortunately you read that correctly), she wrote something along the lines of geez, ladies, swallow it so you don't make a mess for the guys. Is this even post-worthy? Now all the douche bags who read her blog know that she EEWWWS, NOT SPEWS. What kind of readership is she attracting anyway??? Perhaps that post would have been better with some clever verbage or jokes or something, but no. She should be pursuing a mouthwash sponsorship to give her something else to gurgle on.
I've devoted way too much time to this. Check out her site, tell me that you think I'm mean, and then send her my way.
DIDN'T YOU KNOW?
I really can't stand her blog. Can you tell?
This is the word of The Superficial Plaza Chick
Sunday, August 28, 2005
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maybe if she spent less time pontificating about sex adnauseam, she would have time to tame those brows.
sorry, i suppose that was "drama" of me.
and fyi, that test she cites is totally unscientific and is not in any way certified by anyone practicing in the field. her psych 101 should have taught her to recognize that.
Note to self: Never get on SPC's bad side...
I wonder if her "Pinkie Tuscadero" looks like a "Leather Tuscadero"? (Oh, yeah! I just invented a new Happy Days vagina euphamism. "Hey...Sit on it"). I'll take one for the team and find out for ya - for research purposes only. I'm cool like that.
comedian.bradley.meehan
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How funny! I just roasted this chick myself on my blog. See the "Jealousy and Drama" entry.
Whomever said she's a man pleaser is so spot on. She goes above and beyond trying to sound all "guy's girl" while pretty much hating onevery single woman other than the one or two that comment on her blog. She throws her opinions around and tries tomake them sound like facts, which I have no patience for.
She loves to toss aroudn the "I don't care if you don't agree with me. I'm way too confident to care" yet she gets her thong in a bunch whenever anyone says anything negative about her. I wrote a post a few weeks ago about why I don't post pics on my blog (in response to some NYT article about another blogger who does) and I said I found it a blatant attempt at attention depending on how the pics were showcased. Well, she got all pissy and wrote some post about how "she posts her pics because she can." Ummm...okay, Laura? Not everything is about you.
She's just trying way too hard to be Samantha Jones. Who...ummm...was a fairly pathetic slut in the guise of a "tough as nails-sexually aggressive" career woman.
I'm sure she'll read this and post some rant about how I'm just jealous of her and just bitter and a drama queen. That seems to be her standard answer to any female or male who calls her out on her bullshit.
Cheers,
Moxie
sexandmoxie.blogspot.com
Moxie, ever consider using spellcheck - lots of typos in those posts of yours.
Laura, ever heard self respect? Look how quickly you read my post. Minutes after i wrote it. Yeah, you're just sooo confident. For someoen who says she doesn't care if she pisses people off you sure seem fixated on what peopel say about you.
Oh? And glad to see you show you're classless self. You take your shit to other people's blogs.
BTW? Nice fake pics. Nobody with any fashion sense wears a long sleeve shirt and knee high boots in August.
Finally? Maybe if you didn't dress like a slut, you wouldn't get accosted by guys grabbing your ass. Keep living your life without accountability.
She doesn't think she looks 33?
She's right, she doesn't. She looks 43.
Woman hater. No way she's not at least 40. She's bent because she isn't hot anymore and the younger girls get the attention. Pics? Old shots. Way old. Maybe 5 years. You can tell by the difference in her skin.
She also uses the "you hate me because I'm having sex" excuse. If you read her blog she says a ton of times that she hasn't had sex in a while and can't seem to meet a man that does it for her.
Sex blogging has become so cliche. She's just a rip off of other bloggers. Not sexy. Not interesting.
I really could have ripped her a new one, but I figured there was nothing left to rip.
This is the word of The Superficial Plaza Chick
Kudos to you Super..Chick!!! I thought her pics on her site looked like amateur soft porn, and u hit it right on the head with her lack of class etc etc.. yes i too stumbled upon her site with misfortune due to her attempted trashing of a post Moxie wrote.. I almost barfed when I saw her pics.. EWWWWW is an understatement. She is one anger filled woman who as Moxie said HATES WOMEN with a passion. And her constant need for approval, especially of the male gender. Try hard, die hard... puhlease... women like that give us such a bad rep/name.
Well lady's I am a great looking 36 year old man and I find Laura very attractive. I've yet to see a picture of you on this blog. So that makes me wonder if your one of those fat miserable women that can only get laid on nickel draw night at the local pub..... I think your attacks are only meant to make yourself feel better about being who you are... Make sure to look for the rest of my comments on your senseless ramblings later tonight.
Nice...Laura comes on here and posts under a fake name. I'll leave my comments here since lord knows she's checking them.
Laura wrote:
"Actually her post doesn't bother me, I come face-to-face with women like this all the time. They are the girls that stand in the bar and can't figure out why guys are attracted to me rather than them. They are the girls who complain about their lives but do nothing to change it. They are the girls that get totally wasted and yet can't find their way outside the bar without knocking over everyone in their path."
"You can judge me from my writing, you can critique me by my posts, but know this I'm very real. Most of the people that comment on my blog know me personally. You made comments regarding my photos - however I saw none of you. Could I assume that you are one of the overweight bitches that hides behind her PC on Friday and Saturday nights and is bitter because she hasn't been laid in months?"
Gael wrote:
Only the most miserable, nasty, jealous woman would go to such depths. You are, undoubtedly, one of the most insecure, ugly, viscious classless pieces of trash I've come across on blogs. Look at the things you use to build yourself up - you attack a woman's alleged weight and taunt her for may or may not having been laid in awhile. Because, to you, that's what you equate with happiness. I can assume by the utter misery you spew every day that you, according to your own logic, are nothing. No man, no sex life, no real life. Just 2-3 commentors that come to your blog. If your words are so powerful and resonate with so many...how come NO ONE has commented on your blog to defend you. (I'm sure now she'll post all sorts of fake pro-Laura comments) You're not confident. You're not happy. You're alone. All alone. Sitting at home taking pictures of yourself so you can try desperately to get attention. Drinking with your one other girlfriend who probably shares the same rotten attitude. You, sweetheart, are the woman who sits alone at the bar, stumbles out of the bar inebriated and sitting behind your computer on Friday nights. You look trashy and used. You write about sex becasue you aren't intelligent enough to write about anything with depth and because you are hopelessly emotionally crippled. No wonder you're single.
Sorry to disappoint you but Laura didnt post that.. I did
John Crutcher
fire_cables@yahoo.com
http://profiles.yahoo.com/fire_cables
I have a profile and Im very real... Check it out for yourself...
Yeah...that comment by JC is obviously Laura using a false name....that's lame...Laura...aren't you too old to be blogging and talking about swallowing and spitting anyway? Where is the maturity....does not look like you have grown past your teenage years. Grow up. SPC...we like you...we hate Laura.
Laura's site is down...thank god...hopefully it will never be up again!
Whatever..plaza guy..I am real...I am not fake...look at my website...I am not Laura..I am telling you...believe me!
Looks like little miss big balls couldn't handle the truth. She probably changed her setting so only the three people who read it before can access it. What a pathetic bitch.
LMAO, JC/Laura, how hard is it to make a fake profile on yahoo? What do you think we all are Stupid? Plus you used the same words off Laura's posts, whatever man, think we are all dumb fat and ugly, wow, now that is a low blow, when SPC made her post it was all based on the CONTENT on Laura's blog, SPC never made any of her words up, all based on the facts on the blog. You Laure/JC have to grow up
I am real... whatever Cheryl....Laura did not post..its me.
Not very smart are you... It says right under my picture that I've been a member since 10/10/99. Maybe I faked that one too...
But I guess all of the uptight women here know all about faking it.....
JC, sure you are, of course you are, what was I thinking, a Yahoo profile makes you so legit. Sorry all the fat cells were getting in the way of my brain cells functioning. LMFAO. Is she for real? OMFG!!
Cheryl..whatever...I think you are one of those fat miserable women that can only get laid on nickel draw night at the local pub.
Erm JC/Laura; I have been using Yahoo since 1997 and I have more than ONE profile made and they ALL have dates in that year. So er ya again... I SOOOOO BELIEVE YOU!!! OMFG...Yea I am that dumb!
Again you show your true age JC, 36 eh... man I have not once made a comment about Laura/JC being able to get laid and such, yet you feel free to "call me out" on my ability to get laid... wow.. oh btw, thanks for the great start to the week, I am having such a good laugh at your expense. However unlike you Laura/JC I do not feel the need to have to PROVE my abilities or divulge my sexual prowess. This is how u show that you don't care what others think! Got that!
Ohh whatever...Cheryl...you just need to get laid.
JC
I had a kid in my neighborhood when I was growing up that no matter how many times you kicked his ass he would jump up and run his mouth and run home to mommy.
It doesnt matter what proof is offered or what is said you will keep running your mouths... Enjoy yourselfs and just remember when your girlfriend is crying over that guy that dumped her becuase she was a lousy lay.... It was probably me.....
You know what's really funny?
That for all her talk about being able to handle the truth and not caring what people think...she took down her own blog temporarily. What a phony. She should stick to taking pictures of herself in the dark. Doesn't take much depth, intelligence or balls to write about blow jobs and names for vaginas every day. When she's ready to really expose herself, Id be eager to read it.
Her blog title now says "All Good Things Must Come to an End." Goodie, maybe if she channels Madonna hard enough she can reinvent herself. AGAIN. Doesn't she have, like, 3 different blogs?
Maybe she's just busy taking my name off her blog roll. ;)
Sexandmovie..whatever...I think you are one of those fat miserable women that can only get laid on nickel draw night at the local pub.
Good grief, JC/Laura just described him/herself. LMFAO. Oh once again, thanks for the Monday humour. Yet again, JC/L is using L's tactics of attacking someone with low blows, can't find anything else intelligent to say I reckon. Good on ya! Btw, good one Moxie, totally what JC/L described is what L is doing with "shutting her blog down temporarily. LMFAO. Nice...
Cheryl..whatever...I am real...I am a good looking 36 year old man.
Yeah...so real that all he can do is use the same insult word for word all over again. Fucking loser. Nobody gives a shit about you. Why don't you check your e-mail for Laura's new URL so you can rejoin her fantasy world. I was so glad someone finally said what I've been thinking about her and her blog.
Of the many many avid fans of Laura, only one, I repeat, ONE of her readers decides to come to her aid... WOW... that is amazing. ONE.. god this is so funny for a Monday work week... I wish this would happen every Monday...
It's great to see Laura's blog finally getting the attention it deserves. Laura temporarily took her blog down months ago after I submitted a comment questioning a post. After an alleged outpouring of support from her numerous fans she began posting again but attempted to block me from accessing it. She doesn't handle constructive criticism well.
Are JC and Laura the same person? Well, JC did write "your one of those fat miserable women..." It's probably just a coincidence that neither of them know the difference between the words your and you're (Laura's blog was actually titled, "So your single") and neither of them has a comma key on their keyboard. Probably just a coincidence...
Thanks to everyone for the morning entertainment.
Oh whatever John...you need to get laid man
laura just killed her blog! WTF?
Whatever happened to SPC....where are you SPC....your loyal followers have supported you...and you need to make an appearance!
She put it back up (comeplete with a 10 year old photo of herself again) claiming to be focusing her energy on "her book."
Which probably means reading "Sex and the City" and renaming the characters. I think she's copied, lifted, came close to plagerized dozens of bloggers.
Poor Kel and Dennis...what will they do with all their time?
Sweet jebus! Good stuff. Laura like to swallow and SPC won't wallow! The two of you should meet for drinks and pistols at dawn.
sexandmovie...you are just mean
Did anyone else see how JC's yahoo profile was updated today? Just an observation...
Katie..whatever....I think you are one of those fat miserable women that can only get laid on nickel draw night at the local pub
Katie...dont you start with me...I really am a good looking 36 year old guy
Could you maybe come up with a new line?? And, actually, if you would visit my site, you'd see plenty of pictures that would prove otherwise.
Katie; Yes I noticed that too, but of course JC/L thinks we are all so dumb we will believe anything "they" spew. JC, is that the only thing you can say? You cannot come out with anything else? Something a lil bit more original to say the least? Grow up will you!!
Katie...just looked at your blog...ok...well I am man enough to accept my mistakes..you are pretty...as can be seen from your pictures. Do you date older guys?
Too funny!! **I'm taking my ball and going home** Can't say I'll miss her blog!
I must say that I'm disappointed she took her blog down. I mistook her confidence level as being higher than that, and thought she'd appreciate the blog traffic to her site. Maybe the negative publicity was bad for her "business." Nope. Still no respect for that blog.
This is the word of The Superficial Plaza Chick
I am not sure what I can add to this array of fire, but since I know her (and let's not confuse this with like), let's see if I can try.
1. She does have a strange obsession with the 80's - the hair is seriously in need of an update.
2. Her fashion taste replicates some sort of cross between Independence Ave street-walker and Cyndi Lauper in the 80's. Hot.
3. The blog? Pathetic attempt to be a commentary of "cool places and people" while incorporating more trivial information about her and her ever dysfunctional relationships.
4. The ex - big freaking loser. Personally, I thought they were a rather classless, self-absorbed, match of the mindless.
5. Her friends. I am afraid there will be no response here, as she has few due to her 30K millionarie attitude and lack of respect and loyalty to them.
Is this enough? Seriously, if she represents sex, singe women, and Kansas City, there are a lot of skanky tourists motoring here with their travel trailers looking for some loving.....
See ya blog and thank you to my fellow non-supporters of her not-so-brilliant attempt to write. That book will certainly be a best-seller.
And by the way, I am hot and not a nickel night girl.
The last anonymous poster..whatever....I think you are one of those fat miserable women that can only get laid on nickel draw night at the local pub
Isn't anyone grieving the loss of Laura's blog? This is a blog tragedy! Sure Laura is mean-spirited, she's classless, she's pretentious, she struggles with basic grammar, her postings are either illogical or plagiarized (and did anyone actually believe those letters to Laura? You know, the ones that began: Dear Laura, I wish to be a strong, independent, beautiful, successful woman such as yourself...) - but her site was entertaining.
Okay, in the same way a car wreck is entertaining. Or an insane person ranting on the street corner. But still, it was entertaining.
So, we need to begin the letter writing campaign to bring back Laura's blog. She has an e-mail posted at what used to be her blog site. I'm thinking 4 or 5 more people in addition to JC will be enough to convince her that her public wants her.
Come on people. Of course Laura is a joke and she has as much business claiming to be a "profesional writer" as I do claiming to be a sumo wrestler, but we need her back. Who will speak to the insecure, trashy women of cyberspace? Who will be their guiding light? Bring back Laura! Please write today.
Thank you for your support (or in honor of Laura - thank you for you're support.)
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